|Mrs Warboys - both feet in the grave|
However, the episode got me thinking. After disposing of Mrs Warboys, maybe John could also re-visit some other old sitcoms and bump off a selection of supporting characters. How about ...
Nora Batty - John arrives in Holmfirth and mistakenly strangles Nora with her own stockings . . .
|"John Stape played havoc with my . . ."|
Thelma Ferris - Bob's wife from The Likely Lads comes a cropper when John, slipping out from the bookies for 'five minutes', turns up on Tyneside . . .
|Olive - like the back-end of a bus . . .|
John's Murderous Adventures in Sitcom Land could just be the ratings winner that ITV1 is looking for. Then again . . .