|Be afraid . . .|
Supervising the whole circus was Kirstie Allsop, now firmly in bellowing Rodean head girl mode and Phil Spencer, who seems to have morphed into a chortling would-be Sid James. However, they do get results and both are far richer than yours truly will ever be.
|Queen of Quiche - Jo Wheatley|
If you're tuning into X Factor tonight, enjoy. If you're settling down in front of Strictly - I ain't interested.